{"product_id":"festive-af-funny-christmas-candle","title":"Festive AF | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"730\" data-start=\"485\"\u003eFor the ones who go all out for the holidays—sparkles, chaos, and a sprinkle of unhinged cheer included. \u003cem data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"590\"\u003eFestive AF\u003c\/em\u003e is the ultimate Christmas candle for anyone who’s equal parts merry and manic, spreading joy one sarcastic comment at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"994\" data-start=\"732\"\u003eHand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle smells like Christmas spirit (with a touch of self-control). Cozy, sweet, and unapologetically over the top, it’s everything you love about the holidays—minus the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1267\" data-start=\"996\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1012\" data-start=\"996\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1015\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003e• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours\u003cbr data-end=\"1053\" data-start=\"1050\"\u003e• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn\u003cbr data-end=\"1096\" data-start=\"1093\"\u003e• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent\u003cbr data-end=\"1161\" data-start=\"1158\"\u003e• Non-toxic \u0026amp; Cruelty-Free because you deserve better\u003cbr data-end=\"1217\" data-start=\"1214\"\u003e• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1476\" data-start=\"1269\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1285\" data-start=\"1269\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1288\" data-start=\"1285\"\u003e• Friends who decorate before Halloween\u003cbr data-end=\"1330\" data-start=\"1327\"\u003e• Funny Christmas gifts with chaotic energy\u003cbr data-end=\"1376\" data-start=\"1373\"\u003e• Stocking stuffers that make people laugh\u003cbr data-end=\"1421\" data-start=\"1418\"\u003e• Pairing with sugar cookies, wine, and pure delusion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells like:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e A cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"CHRISTMAS HEARTH","offer_id":43545952124951,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/8099\/9959\/files\/C34LabelMockup1-300.jpg?v=1761179248","url":"https:\/\/coastsidecomics.com\/products\/festive-af-funny-christmas-candle","provider":"Anime Imports LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}