{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-funny-christmas-candle","title":"Festive As Fuck | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"646\" data-start=\"417\"\u003eFor the one who \u003cem data-end=\"437\" data-start=\"433\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the holiday season. \u003cem data-end=\"473\" data-start=\"458\"\u003eFestive As Fuck\u003c\/em\u003e is your official permission slip to sparkle, sip, and shine all December long. Equal parts cinnamon, confidence, and chaos—it’s basically Christmas spirit in a glass jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"908\" data-start=\"648\"\u003eHand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle blends UntamedEgo’s unapologetic humor with boutique-level craftsmanship. Light it up, grab your cocoa (or cocktail), and remind everyone that subtlety is for January.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1181\" data-start=\"910\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours\u003cbr data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn\u003cbr data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003e• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent\u003cbr data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e• Non-toxic \u0026amp; Cruelty-Free because you deserve better\u003cbr data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. This scent combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-v-1d0b7874=\"\" class=\"fragrance-notes\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row detail-row-top\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row-content\"\u003e\u003cspan data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row-name\"\u003eTop: Cinnamon, Ginger, Orange Peel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\nMiddle: Clove, Cypress\u003cspan data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row-name\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row detail-row-top\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row-content\"\u003e\u003cspan data-v-ea121bb5=\"\" class=\"detail-row-name\"\u003eBase: Pine, Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"CINNAMON + CYPRESS GLOW","offer_id":43545951305751,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/8099\/9959\/files\/C33LabelMockup1-300.jpg?v=1761179247","url":"https:\/\/coastsidecomics.com\/products\/festive-as-fuck-funny-christmas-candle","provider":"Anime Imports LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}