{"product_id":"nothing-for-you-whore-funny-christmas-candle","title":"Nothing For You Whore | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"454\"\u003eFor the ones who’ve been \u003cem data-end=\"503\" data-start=\"479\"\u003ejust a little too real\u003c\/em\u003e this year. \u003cem data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"515\"\u003eNothing for You Whore\u003c\/em\u003e is a festive wink at every sarcastic soul who didn’t exactly make Santa proud—but looked good doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"933\" data-start=\"654\"\u003eHand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy wax candle blends holiday spice and vanilla for the perfect mix of sass and warmth. Light it up, pour a drink, and toast to surviving another year of questionable decisions and unmatched vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"935\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"951\" data-start=\"935\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"954\" data-start=\"951\"\u003e• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours\u003cbr data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"989\"\u003e• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn\u003cbr data-end=\"1035\" data-start=\"1032\"\u003e• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent\u003cbr data-end=\"1100\" data-start=\"1097\"\u003e• Non-toxic \u0026amp; Cruelty-Free because you deserve better\u003cbr data-end=\"1156\" data-start=\"1153\"\u003e• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1423\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1224\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1227\" data-start=\"1224\"\u003e• Friends who’ve earned a spot on the Naughty List\u003cbr data-end=\"1280\" data-start=\"1277\"\u003e• Funny holiday gifts with attitude\u003cbr data-end=\"1318\" data-start=\"1315\"\u003e• Secret Santa swaps and office party chaos\u003cbr data-end=\"1364\" data-start=\"1361\"\u003e• Pairing with cookies, cocoa, and light holiday judgme\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"454\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"933\" data-start=\"654\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"935\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1423\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Tea Rose, Coconut\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase: \u003c\/b\u003eLactonic, Vanilla, White Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHRISTMAS HEARTH:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. Christmas Hearth fragrance combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Cypress, Clove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase:\u003c\/b\u003e Pine, Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase\u003c\/b\u003e: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFROSTED EVERGREEN: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet the holiday festivities unfold with this enchanting blend of classic pine and fir balsam, elevated by the shimmering notes of refreshing mint and zesty lemon. As you breathe in the refreshing aroma, the gentle sweetness of snow-kissed vanilla wraps around you, creating a cozy atmosphere reminiscent of winter wonderlands and holiday gatherings. Light this candle to transform your space into a festive retreat where the season's spirit truly comes alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e  Lemon Zest, Red Fruits, Shimmering Mint\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Glistening White Pine, Eucalyptus Leaf, Fir Balsam\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase\u003c\/b\u003e: Snowkissed Vanilla Woods, Sparkling Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA","offer_id":43545969524759,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"CHRISTMAS HEARTH","offer_id":43545969557527,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE","offer_id":43545969590295,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"FROSTED EVERGREEEN","offer_id":43545969623063,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/8099\/9959\/files\/C15LabelMockup1-300.jpg?v=1761179616","url":"https:\/\/coastsidecomics.com\/products\/nothing-for-you-whore-funny-christmas-candle","provider":"Anime Imports LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}