{"product_id":"only-hoes-can-smell-this-candle-funny-candle","title":"Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle | Funny Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eBecause basic candles are a crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eThis candle isn’t for everyone—it’s for the chosen few. The festive, fabulous, slightly unhinged souls who know Santa would 100% be on their close friends list. \u003cem data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eOnly hoes can smell this candle,\u003c\/em\u003e and that’s what makes it iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eHand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle mixes high-quality essential oils with zero toxins for a scent that’s as unapologetic as your holiday party outfit. Light it up, turn up Mariah, and let your inner chaos sparkle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours\u003cbr data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003e• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn\u003cbr data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent\u003cbr data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003e• Non-toxic \u0026amp; Cruelty-Free because you deserve better\u003cbr data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003e• Your bestie who lives for the drama and peppermint schnapps\u003cbr data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003e• Funny holiday gifts that make people gasp (and laugh)\u003cbr data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003e• Secret Santa swaps with personality\u003cbr data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003e• Anyone who considers glitter a neutral\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHRISTMAS APPLE PIE \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecelebrate the holiday season with the crisp, juicy scent of freshly picked apples, perfectly blended with a hint of warm spice. Bright fruit notes mingle with touches of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, creating a fragrance that’s as cozy as a holiday pie fresh from the oven. Whether you're trimming the tree or wrapping gifts, this festive scent brings a nostalgic warmth that feels just like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood, this is the apple fragrance you didn’t know you needed—but won’t want to celebrate without\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Apple\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase:\u003c\/b\u003e Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with natural essential oils, including balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Tea Rose, Coconut\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase: \u003c\/b\u003eLactonic, Vanilla, White Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHRISTMAS HEARTH:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Cypress, Clove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase:\u003c\/b\u003e Pine, Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. 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