{"product_id":"resting-grinch-face-funny-christmas-candle","title":"Resting Grinch Face | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1974\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003eThere’s a 99.9% chance you’re silently judging holiday cheer right now—and this candle gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2309\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2094\"\u003eResting Grinch Face\u003c\/em\u003e is the perfect blend of cozy and chaotic for anyone who secretly loves the holidays but refuses to admit it. With notes of sugar apple and spice, it’s warm, witty, and festive in the most low-effort way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2311\" data-end=\"2656\"\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle smells like everything good about the season—without the carols or forced small talk. Crafted with natural soy wax, a lead-free cotton wick, and high-quality essential oils, it’s a boutique-quality gift that fits right in with your minimalist holiday vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2658\" data-end=\"2886\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2658\" data-end=\"2671\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2671\" data-end=\"2674\"\u003e• 12oz candle | Burn Time: 60+ hours\u003cbr data-start=\"2710\" data-end=\"2713\"\u003e• Natural soy wax \u0026amp; essential oil blend\u003cbr data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2755\"\u003e• Lead-free cotton wick\u003cbr data-start=\"2778\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e• Non-toxic, cruelty-free, and locally made in Los Angeles\u003cbr data-start=\"2839\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003e• Boutique quality with unapologetic humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3092\" data-end=\"3159\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSUGAR + APPLE + SPICE :  \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecelebrate the holiday season with the crisp, juicy scent of freshly picked apples, perfectly blended with a hint of warm spice. Bright fruit notes mingle with touches of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, creating a fragrance that’s as cozy as a holiday pie fresh from the oven. Whether you're trimming the tree or wrapping gifts, this festive scent brings a nostalgic warmth that feels just like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood, this is the apple fragrance you didn’t know you needed—but won’t want to celebrate without\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCINNAMON CYPRESS GLOW:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. Christmas Hearth fragrance oil combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY WONDERLAND: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet the holiday festivities unfold with this enchanting blend of classic pine and fir balsam, elevated by the shimmering notes of refreshing mint and zesty lemon. As you breathe in the invigorating aroma, the gentle sweetness of snow-kissed vanilla wraps around you, creating a cozy atmosphere reminiscent of winter wonderlands and holiday gatherings. 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