{"product_id":"you-work-harder-than-an-ugly-stripper-glass-candle","title":"You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Glass Candle (Online Order Only)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"519\" data-start=\"483\"\u003eBecause basic candles are a crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"769\" data-start=\"521\"\u003eThis one’s for the overworked, the underpaid, and the chronically unappreciated. \u003cem data-end=\"642\" data-start=\"602\"\u003eYou work harder than an ugly stripper,\u003c\/em\u003e and it’s time someone finally said it. Whether you’re a mom, a boss, or a professional burnout survivor—this candle gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1035\" data-start=\"771\"\u003eHand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy wax candle is made with high-quality essential oils and zero toxins—just good vibes, sarcasm, and self-respect. 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Warm cinnamon and nutmeg add just the right spice, making this a fresh yet cozy classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1169\" data-start=\"1102\"\u003eScent Notes: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Apple, Clove, Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1373\" data-start=\"1171\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1199\" data-start=\"1171\"\u003eVanilla + Clove + Nutmeg\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1202\" data-start=\"1199\"\u003eIt's like your favorite oversized sweater, but make it smell incredible. 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This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":513,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Orange, Melon, Green\"}' data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eOrange, Melon, Green\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":513,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Mango, Coconut, Jasmine\"}' data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eMango, Coconut, Jasmine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":513,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Amber, Musk, Sandalwood\"}' data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eAmber, Musk, Sandalwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSEA SALT + ORCHID\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou are lying on the beach. 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